Sam: Salami chuck frankfurter fatback, jerky venison ham filet mignon pork chop beef.
George: Tenderloin pork belly short ribs burgdoggen strip steak, prosciutto brisket.
Sam: Jerky burgdoggen pastrami short loin doner meatloaf shank beef ribs flank kevin.
George: Short ribs kielbasa ball tip chuck bacon meatball meatloaf cow biltong pastrami filet mignon fatback.
Sam: I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–
George: You know the fellows‘ names?
Sam: Yes.
George: Well, then who’s playing first?
Sam: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name on first base.
Sam: Who.
George: The fellow playin‘ first base.
Sam: Who.
George: The guy on first base.
Sam: Who is on first.
George: Well, what are you askin‘ me for?
Sam: I’m not asking you–I’m telling you. Who is on first.
George: I’m asking you–who’s on first?
Sam: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Sam: Yes.
George: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Sam: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man’s entitled to it.
George: Who is?
Sam: Yes.
George: So who gets it?